Joke fever 😂 🤒

A wife to her husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" "Im reading our marriage certificate." "What for?" "Im looking for the expiry date..." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word STRESS? MARY: You are causing me more STRESS. JOHN: I hate STRESS. AKPOS: Yesterday I saw our teacher and our headmiSTRESS making love in her office. The Teacher fainted! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked... TEACHER: Where the hell are you going? AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Our topic today is question tag. E.g, Michael is a boy. Isn't he? Yes, he is. Can I have other examples? KWAME: We will chop yam today. Chopin't we? TEACHER: Wrong! Can anybody correct him? AKPOS: Don't mind that blocked head sir. The correct sentence is, "We will chop yam today. Yamin't we? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

After a big accident, Sonto was crying "O God! I have lost my left hand?" AKPOS: Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked: WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad? AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office. WIFE: Don't say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. AKPOS: OK, we have a problem in our office. WIFE: And what is the problem darling? AKPOS: Our secretary is pregnant for us. WIFE: Whaaat!!! The wife fainted ! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂