Joke fever 😂 🤒

A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him cant understand him. Do you understand me ? Son: NO . LOL hmm so Who's an idiot now??

Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you." Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?" Boy: " Its me talking to the beer ." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

A wife to her husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" "Im reading our marriage certificate." "What for?" "Im looking for the expiry date..." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked: WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad? AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office. WIFE: Don't say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. AKPOS: OK, we have a problem in our office. WIFE: And what is the problem darling? AKPOS: Our secretary is pregnant for us. WIFE: Whaaat!!! The wife fainted ! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write. Mother: What did you write? Son: I dont know, they havent taught us how to read yet! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Girl: “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Mother: “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” Girl: “I didn't do My homework.” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write. Mother: What did you write? Son: I dont know, they havent taught us how to read yet! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂