Joke fever 😂 🤒

A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him cant understand him. Do you understand me ? Son: NO . LOL hmm so Who's an idiot now??

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂  .

Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you." Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?" Boy: " Its me talking to the beer ." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂