Joke fever 😂 🤒

A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him cant understand him. Do you understand me ? Son: NO . LOL hmm so Who's an idiot now??

Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you." Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?" Boy: " Its me talking to the beer ." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Our topic today is question tag. E.g, Michael is a boy. Isn't he? Yes, he is. Can I have other examples? KWAME: We will chop yam today. Chopin't we? TEACHER: Wrong! Can anybody correct him? AKPOS: Don't mind that blocked head sir. The correct sentence is, "We will chop yam today. Yamin't we? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

After a big accident, Sonto was crying "O God! I have lost my left hand?" AKPOS: Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Homework Palaver TEACHER: Did you finish your homework?JOHNNY: Did you finish marking my test?  TEACHER: I have other children's tests to mark OKPAKO : I have other teachers' homework to do. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂