Joke fever 😂 🤒

An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson, Okpako coming. Okpako had not gone to school for two days. This is what transpired between the grandfather and Okpako: GRANDFATHER: Akpos, your teacher is coming! Go and hide! You have not been to school for two days. OKPAKO: I told him my grandfather is dead so I could not go to school. So you rather go and hide. one word for Okpako ? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t". Okpako : Today and Tomorrow. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher : okpako draw a picture of bacteria. Okpako: MA! I'm done drawing it, here it is MA! Teacher: Where? It Is Blank. Okpako: you told me that bacteria cannot be seen with naked eye! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 .

Teacher: "Its clear "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse now ?" Okpako:"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher: How old is your father? Okpako: As old as I am.  Teacher: How is it possible? Okpako : He became father only after I was born. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

PASTOR: If your bible and your Iphone is falling, which one will you catch first OKPAKO : My Iphone. Because the word of God cannot be broken. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: This note from your father looks very much like your handwriting. Okpako: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen to write it. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂