Joke fever 😂 🤒

Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You told me not to use tables. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word STRESS? MARY: You are causing me more STRESS. JOHN: I hate STRESS. AKPOS: Yesterday I saw our teacher and our headmiSTRESS making love in her office. The Teacher fainted! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked... TEACHER: Where the hell are you going? AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Our topic today is question tag. E.g, Michael is a boy. Isn't he? Yes, he is. Can I have other examples? KWAME: We will chop yam today. Chopin't we? TEACHER: Wrong! Can anybody correct him? AKPOS: Don't mind that blocked head sir. The correct sentence is, "We will chop yam today. Yamin't we? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Akpos, what's the opposite of trans parent ? AKPOS: Trans children ! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write. Mother: What did you write? Son: I dont know, they havent taught us how to read yet! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Girl: “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Mother: “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” Girl: “I didn't do My homework.” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher: “Why are you late?” Boy: “Because of a sign down the road.” Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with your being late?” Boy: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write. Mother: What did you write? Son: I dont know, they havent taught us how to read yet! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t". Okpako : Today and Tomorrow. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher: “You know you can’t sleep in my class.” Boy: “I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Stacy: You know Tracy!, sometimes I dont understand life. Tracy: What do you mean? Stacy: When we were a younger, we learnt how to talk and to walk. At school, we always have to sit down and shut up... Isn't it true??? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher : okpako draw a picture of bacteria. Okpako: MA! I'm done drawing it, here it is MA! Teacher: Where? It Is Blank. Okpako: you told me that bacteria cannot be seen with naked eye! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 .

Teacher: "Its clear "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse now ?" Okpako:"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher: “You know you can’t sleep in my class.” Boy: “I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher: How old is your father? Okpako: As old as I am.  Teacher: How is it possible? Okpako : He became father only after I was born. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Homework Palaver TEACHER: Did you finish your homework?JOHNNY: Did you finish marking my test?  TEACHER: I have other children's tests to mark OKPAKO : I have other teachers' homework to do. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: This note from your father looks very much like your handwriting. Okpako: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen to write it. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂