Funny joke: Pay Attention

TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out.

Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...

TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?

AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir.

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Handwriting 😂

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Teacher: “You know you can’t sleep in my class.” Boy: “I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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