Funny jokes: marriage certificate

A wife to her husband:
"Honey, what are you doing?" "Im reading our marriage certificate."
"What for?"
"Im looking for the expiry date..."

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Handwriting 😂

TEACHER: This note from your father looks very much like your handwriting. Okpako: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen to write it. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Sleepy 😴

Teacher: “You know you can’t sleep in my class.” Boy: “I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

World changing!

Teacher: "Its clear "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse now ?" Okpako:"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked: WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad? AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office. WIFE: Don't say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. AKPOS: OK, we have a problem in our office. WIFE: And what is the problem darling? AKPOS: Our secretary is pregnant for us. WIFE: Whaaat!!! The wife fainted ! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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