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Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You told me not to use tables. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him cant understand him. Do you understand me ? Son: NO . LOL hmm so Who's an idiot now??

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂  .

Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you." Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?" Boy: " Its me talking to the beer ." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

A wife to her husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" "Im reading our marriage certificate." "What for?" "Im looking for the expiry date..." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word STRESS? MARY: You are causing me more STRESS. JOHN: I hate STRESS. AKPOS: Yesterday I saw our teacher and our headmiSTRESS making love in her office. The Teacher fainted! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked... TEACHER: Where the hell are you going? AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Our topic today is question tag. E.g, Michael is a boy. Isn't he? Yes, he is. Can I have other examples? KWAME: We will chop yam today. Chopin't we? TEACHER: Wrong! Can anybody correct him? AKPOS: Don't mind that blocked head sir. The correct sentence is, "We will chop yam today. Yamin't we? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

After a big accident, Sonto was crying "O God! I have lost my left hand?" AKPOS: Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked: WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad? AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office. WIFE: Don't say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. AKPOS: OK, we have a problem in our office. WIFE: And what is the problem darling? AKPOS: Our secretary is pregnant for us. WIFE: Whaaat!!! The wife fainted ! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Akpos, what's the opposite of trans parent ? AKPOS: Trans children ! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson, Okpako coming. Okpako had not gone to school for two days. This is what transpired between the grandfather and Okpako: GRANDFATHER: Akpos, your teacher is coming! Go and hide! You have not been to school for two days. OKPAKO: I told him my grandfather is dead so I could not go to school. So you rather go and hide. one word for Okpako ? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write. Mother: What did you write? Son: I dont know, they havent taught us how to read yet! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Girl: “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Mother: “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” Girl: “I didn't do My homework.” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher: “Why are you late?” Boy: “Because of a sign down the road.” Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with your being late?” Boy: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂