Joke fever 😂 🤒

A wife to her husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" "Im reading our marriage certificate." "What for?" "Im looking for the expiry date..." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word STRESS? MARY: You are causing me more STRESS. JOHN: I hate STRESS. AKPOS: Yesterday I saw our teacher and our headmiSTRESS making love in her office. The Teacher fainted! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked... TEACHER: Where the hell are you going? AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Our topic today is question tag. E.g, Michael is a boy. Isn't he? Yes, he is. Can I have other examples? KWAME: We will chop yam today. Chopin't we? TEACHER: Wrong! Can anybody correct him? AKPOS: Don't mind that blocked head sir. The correct sentence is, "We will chop yam today. Yamin't we? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

After a big accident, Sonto was crying "O God! I have lost my left hand?" AKPOS: Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked: WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad? AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office. WIFE: Don't say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. AKPOS: OK, we have a problem in our office. WIFE: And what is the problem darling? AKPOS: Our secretary is pregnant for us. WIFE: Whaaat!!! The wife fainted ! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: Akpos, what's the opposite of trans parent ? AKPOS: Trans children ! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson, Okpako coming. Okpako had not gone to school for two days. This is what transpired between the grandfather and Okpako: GRANDFATHER: Akpos, your teacher is coming! Go and hide! You have not been to school for two days. OKPAKO: I told him my grandfather is dead so I could not go to school. So you rather go and hide. one word for Okpako ? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write. Mother: What did you write? Son: I dont know, they havent taught us how to read yet! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Girl: “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Mother: “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” Girl: “I didn't do My homework.” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher: “Why are you late?” Boy: “Because of a sign down the road.” Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with your being late?” Boy: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Akpos was charged to court for beating up his wife. JUDGE: Why did you hit your wife with a CHAIR? AKPOS: Because I couldn't lift the TABLE. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write. Mother: What did you write? Son: I dont know, they havent taught us how to read yet! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Akpos was charged to court for beating up his wife. JUDGE: Why did you hit your wife with a CHAIR? AKPOS: Because I couldn't lift the TABLE. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t". Okpako : Today and Tomorrow. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher: “You know you can’t sleep in my class.” Boy: “I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Stacy: You know Tracy!, sometimes I dont understand life. Tracy: What do you mean? Stacy: When we were a younger, we learnt how to talk and to walk. At school, we always have to sit down and shut up... Isn't it true??? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher : okpako draw a picture of bacteria. Okpako: MA! I'm done drawing it, here it is MA! Teacher: Where? It Is Blank. Okpako: you told me that bacteria cannot be seen with naked eye! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 .

Teacher: "Its clear "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse now ?" Okpako:"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher: “You know you can’t sleep in my class.” Boy: “I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Teacher: How old is your father? Okpako: As old as I am.  Teacher: How is it possible? Okpako : He became father only after I was born. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Homework Palaver TEACHER: Did you finish your homework?JOHNNY: Did you finish marking my test?  TEACHER: I have other children's tests to mark OKPAKO : I have other teachers' homework to do. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

PASTOR: If your bible and your Iphone is falling, which one will you catch first OKPAKO : My Iphone. Because the word of God cannot be broken. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

TEACHER: This note from your father looks very much like your handwriting. Okpako: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen to write it. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂